Look, all this changing of avatars is just childish. Stop it, now!
...er, help! I'm melting! What's going on? Neil! Something terrible has happened when you mutated the site... something I don't understand....aaaargh!

<t>Bear and Andy were good mates. Out on a week’s Safari trip in the bush, days away from civilisation, they came across a pool of cool water under shady trees and decided to take a skinny-dip. Suddenly Bear sees a deadly black water snake swimming close to Andy. Bear calls out, “Andy, don’t move, t...

....hey what happened to the Bear jokes.... Chas must be fast asleep in NZ....

Yeah, Ticino or Tessin as the German speaking part calls it, is south side of the Alps with an almost Mediterranean climate. And like all of Switzerland, it's very pretty. Ciao Bello!

<r>...Sarah Palin? US Politics? (no I won't go there!)... in Europe you get a balanced view of things because you can watch BBC, Swiss, German, French, Italian, Austrian TV and get 360 degrees on things. You have no idea (or maybe you have) how lunatic so much of what goes on there looks like from h...

It's ruining my life... all day at the computer... got to get some discipline back into things or I'm going under! Seriously, I haven't this much fun and learning and good community in a very long time. I live in Switzerland remember!

Don't laugh. I'm guessing: LMAO is laughing my ass off? Seriously, I don't know this stuff... I was brought up proper...

Yeah, you've gotta kick ass when you can.
Seriously Bear, I thought you were the Little John of the merry band!

Yeah, it's their fault!

I guess only the Japanese could make 27 guitars on a Sunday......