Lyrics don't get any worse than these. Or do they?

haoli25
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Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:38 pm

Bob Dylan's 1966 "I Want You"


Now your dancing child with his Chinese suit
He spoke to me, I took his flute
No, I wasn't very cute to him - Was I ?
But I did though because he lied
Because he took you for a ride
And because time was on his side
And because I ..
I want you, I want you
Yes, I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.


On my list of things that make me go HUH?


Bill


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:45 pm

Elton John.s Little Genie:

"And I want you to be my Acrobat"

... do what?


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 7:54 pm

neverfoundthetime wrote:
Elton John.s Little Genie:

"And I want you to be my Acrobat"

... do what?
Chris, if you ever had an acrobat for a girlfriend, you wouldn't ask that question.

- Beefy D


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 8:13 pm

...well yes Dennis but it's Elton singing here.... don't want these pictures in my head! :-)


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 9:48 pm

An excerpt from a song that I very much despise:

What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.

(puke)


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:13 pm

_M_, you have a winner there ... ;)


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Tue Dec 08, 2009 10:14 pm

If you want to hear some of the best lyrics ever written, go read Dylan's lyrics.

They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones
It was then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate.

They walked alone by the old canal
A little confused I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burning bright
He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate.


If you want to hear some of the worst crap ever written, go read Dylan's lyrics.

You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts

from Ballad of a thin man

and

He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks


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Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:20 am

Dylan may not make sense but at least it's trying to be something. Not sure what but...

M, you picked what is the worst one listed so far. Totally disgusting. Thank you.


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Wed Dec 09, 2009 12:51 am

dennisg wrote:
neverfoundthetime wrote:
Elton John.s Little Genie:

"And I want you to be my Acrobat"

... do what?
Chris, if you ever had an acrobat for a girlfriend, you wouldn't ask that question.

- Beefy D
Well played, Dennis!


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Wed Dec 09, 2009 1:01 am

Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
Sh----n' on y'all with the boom boom

--From The Black Eyed Peas
'Boom Boom Pow'

I love it! How big are the beats?? So big, he's steppin' on what?
Leprechauns of course!!


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