Bob Dylan's 1966 "I Want You"
Now your dancing child with his Chinese suit
He spoke to me, I took his flute
No, I wasn't very cute to him - Was I ?
But I did though because he lied
Because he took you for a ride
And because time was on his side
And because I ..
I want you, I want you
Yes, I want you so bad
Honey, I want you.
On my list of things that make me go HUH?
Bill
Lyrics don't get any worse than these. Or do they?
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Elton John.s Little Genie:
"And I want you to be my Acrobat"
... do what?
"And I want you to be my Acrobat"
... do what?
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...well yes Dennis but it's Elton singing here.... don't want these pictures in my head!
An excerpt from a song that I very much despise:
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(puke)
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off my hump.
What you gon' do with all that ass?
All that ass inside them jeans?
I'ma make, make, make, make you scream
Make you scream, make you scream.
What you gon' do with all that junk?
All that junk inside that trunk?
I'ma get, get, get, get you drunk,
Get you love drunk off this hump.
What you gon' do wit all that breast?
All that breast inside that shirt?
I'ma make, make, make, make you work
Make you work, work, make you work.
(puke)
If you want to hear some of the best lyrics ever written, go read Dylan's lyrics.
They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones
It was then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate.
They walked alone by the old canal
A little confused I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burning bright
He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate.
If you want to hear some of the worst crap ever written, go read Dylan's lyrics.
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
from Ballad of a thin man
and
He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks
They sat together in the park
As the evening sky grew dark
She looked at him and he felt a spark tingle to his bones
It was then he felt alone and wished that he'd gone straight
And watched out for a simple twist of fate.
They walked alone by the old canal
A little confused I remember well
And stopped into a strange hotel with a neon burning bright
He felt the heat of the night hit him like a freight train
Moving with a simple twist of fate.
If you want to hear some of the worst crap ever written, go read Dylan's lyrics.
You have many contacts
Among the lumberjacks
To get you facts
from Ballad of a thin man
and
He hears the ticking of the clocks
And walks along with a parrot that talks
Hunts her down by the waterfront docks
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dennisg wrote:
Well played, Dennis!neverfoundthetime wrote:Chris, if you ever had an acrobat for a girlfriend, you wouldn't ask that question.Elton John.s Little Genie:
"And I want you to be my Acrobat"
... do what?
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Here we go, here we go, satellite radio
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
Sh----n' on y'all with the boom boom
--From The Black Eyed Peas
'Boom Boom Pow'
I love it! How big are the beats?? So big, he's steppin' on what?
Leprechauns of course!!
Y'all gettin' hit with boom boom
Beats so big I'm steppin' on leprechauns
Sh----n' on y'all with the boom boom
--From The Black Eyed Peas
'Boom Boom Pow'
I love it! How big are the beats?? So big, he's steppin' on what?
Leprechauns of course!!