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AcousticAl
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Tue Dec 15, 2009 9:24 pm

Reiver,

Anyone ever told you that you sound like Johnny Cash??

VERY IMPRESSIVE!


dennisg
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 3:52 pm

Hey, it's starting to get kind of lonely and echo-y in this thread since some people jumped the gun and anointed a winner. But there is no winner yet. There's just a bunch of people who submitted entries, albeit good ones. So, now that you see where the bar is set, limber up and jump over it.

- Dennis


willem
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 4:40 pm

I think the bar can't higher,,sorry Andy,,,,but i can't vote!!


AcousticAl
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Wed Dec 16, 2009 8:32 pm

hey....I just thought of something...I think we got a ringer here, yeah that's the ticket. Reiver, is actually a pro disguised as one of us. He just thought he could jump in here and undermind us less talented amateures. Well hey.....ya almost got away with it pally, but you have been outed. So, take some kindly advice and retract your entry and we will just let it slide this time. But, we have our eyes open for pro's like you.


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Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:37 am

I must admit T wanted the Beringer amp so much I have been constantly thinking over the last few days as to something clever to write....................That is until I reopened this thread and saw riever's song. When I finished laughing and wiping the tears from my eyes, I knew I could not beat that. reiver (I hope I have spelt that right) I think that song is brilliant! Just brilliant! you deserve to win.


AndyT
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 1:43 am

Thanks Willem. I've been trying to think of something to counter the video but my morals keep kicking in! LOL


jdrdracing
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 2:46 pm

That was GREAT!!! The bar has definately been raised with that one!!


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Thu Dec 17, 2009 6:41 pm

OK, here's my entry. I wrote it with "A boy named Sue" playing in my head so I guess sing it to that. lol
I wrote it the other day and I've been trying to record it but didn't have any luck. Sounds like crap. I don't have any way to video other than a point and shoot camera which would also suck.....anyways...here goes....

So I sit down at the computer one night
I’ve got my guitar sitting here to my right
Going to Totally Guitars to learn myself some tunes…..

But all of a sudden from up behind me
Comes an awful sound that can only remind me
Of the impending doom that’s about to come my way…

She started screaming “you finish that honey do list”??
I tried to explain but she didn’t get the jist
I just sat there determined to learn a new Christmas song….

I said “I’m only trying to learn a love song for you sweetie”
And she called me a liar and started to beat me
But there was no way I was giving in this time….

She swung that frying pan as hard as she could
And she knocked me in the head real, real good
Nothing was gonna stop me from writing this ridiculous song….

It’s not as bad as y’all might think
I only spit out 3 teeth in the sink
That’s only 14 now that I’m burdened to brush and floss….

I tried to explain the repercussions
Of me ending up with a terrible concussion
And ruining my chances of winning this Behringer amp…….

I called the cops and told them to hurry
I was losing blood fast and my vision was blurry
But she didn’t care she just kept on swinging away….

The cops showed up and they started to taze her
But to their surprise it didn’t even phaze her
She fought back hard like nothing they’ve ever seen….

Now she’s gone and sitting in jail
And I’ll be damned if I’m gonna post her bail
It’s quiet now and it’s just me and my ol’ Gibson guitar….

I know she’ll be back sooner or later
And even with the beatings I still don’t hate her
I just need something to drown her yelling out for good….

So let me win the AT-108
Ship it out quick and please don’t be late
She’ll be home soon and I bet she’s gonna be mad…..

I’ll plug it in and I’ll crank it up
Just me, the guitar, and my new beagle pup
Life is good now and Merry Christmas to me!!


AndyT
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:31 pm

If you're not going to throw her bail, then it will be quiet around the house and you don't need the amp. LOL


jdrdracing
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Thu Dec 17, 2009 9:42 pm

Eventually she'll get out on her own recognizance. lol


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