O-Port: as mystifying as the G-spot?

haoli25
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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:34 pm

AndyT wrote:
The O-port.
I did an intensive study of the G-Spot in my younger years and It is possible to do almost magical things with it, but I'm not allowed to pass that info on to others any longer. It's considered to be a deadly weapon in the wrong hands.





Sooooooooo, you went from "Oh, God" to "Oh, God"? Image


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:36 pm

Bill, Yep. You don't know just how closely related those two are to each other!


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:38 pm

Well, I have heard rumors. :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:45 pm

OK, I took a close look at the O-Port for only 29.99 and I
was underwhelmed. However, this G spot thing sounds interesting. Where can I get one? How much do they cost? Any intricate installation involved?


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:48 pm

inter alia: with the O-Port, your acoustic guitar will have more clarity, better projection and a sound so enhanced that you will never want to take it out again.

And that is supposed to be a good thing??

(I understand they mean never take the O-Port out again...but it doesn't read well....they need new marketing staff)


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:48 pm

Hasben,

Are you just being silly or do you really not know what the G-Spot is?


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:49 pm

I was kind of wondering what the female members must be thinking about this thread. Wonder no more. My girlfriend just looked over my shoulder, shook her head, and said, "KNUCKLEDRAGGERS!"

I'm not sure, but I think I resemble that! :)




Bill


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:49 pm

AndyT wrote:
Hasben,

Are you just being silly or do you really not know what the G-Spot is?
Oh Andy... :dry:


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:50 pm

Tony,
Yeah, I was thinking the same thing about their webpage text.


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Tue Jan 12, 2010 7:53 pm

tovo wrote:
AndyT wrote:
Hasben,

Are you just being silly or do you really not know what the G-Spot is?
Oh Andy... :dry:
Trust me Tony,
There is no way I'm going to explain this in a public forum. And Bill's girlfriend is right and wrong, but I'm not gonna go there.

Gotta kill this thread... DENNIS! You started this...


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