Guitar or Wife?

goldleaf
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:41 pm

I'm always looking at new guitars, even if I don't need one, if thats possible, but I am satisfied with my 1 wife and don't even look at others. Well I might peek real quick, naw not even that. I have too good of a thing. Gary


haoli25
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Tue Mar 23, 2010 8:55 pm

Music Junkie wrote:
haoli25 wrote:
On the other hand, your guitar will never ask, "Do these strings make my butt look big?" :laugh:
Bill:

Damn it man! You made me laugh and my wife caught me. She did not think it was that funny, but I loved it.... :silly:

For the record, I'll take my wife any day of the week. I rather enjoy the music I can make with her too...... B)

J



MJ, join the club, I get those looks all the time. She says I am a "knuckledragger"! But, I have never met a man that will get all bent out of shape over 3 to 5 pounds!!!! :laugh:

Bill


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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:13 am

You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish


TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.


willem
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 8:20 am

I play much outside the door,,but for the meal i come home....


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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:22 am

willem wrote:
I play much outside the door,,but for the meal i come home....
Words of wisdom Willem...... B)


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Wed Mar 24, 2010 9:35 am

Good one Willem :lol:

Bill

Catfish wrote:
You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish


TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.


wadestar
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:39 pm

Catfish wrote:
You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish


TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN

1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
No things are as norm as they get for me, that was a good top 10.
I am a single Dad since 2001, and my guitar is fine with that arrangement


thereshopeyet
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Wed Mar 24, 2010 4:45 pm

Thanks


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