So before I tell you my pathetic excuses for considering a new instrument, I want to hear all of yours.
What are your best and lamest excuses for buying a new instrument? Or do you just not bother trying to justify it anymore.

I know I'm not the only guitar-oholic on the site. Spin me a yarn, confess the real story, give us your excuses (pitiful and otherwise).
Why did you buy it? What was the official reason and what was the real reason?
Or if you're just thinking about one, tell us about that.
Bring it on. Maybe you'll snap me out of it or ... Maybe you'll make me feel better about my lusting.



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