So you keep your Martin & Taylor separate, do you? Which one is the jealous one?
Hmmmmm??
Both of them! It always starts off the same way, "Martins have a BIG soundhole!" "Oh yeah, well rosewood makes your ass look HUGE", etc. etc. Before you know it, there are pickguard scratches, swollen nuts, and both need new strings. Life is just easier when you keep them apart.
