Challenge Number 2 - Answering Machine

dennisg
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Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:33 pm

Kevin: Hahaha ... only a country music fan would rhyme "phone" with "gone." Way to rip it up, Kev. Loved your Chuck Berry riffs! Good to see you back here.

Pierre: Heehee, that's it -- just throw any old syllable in there! That was really a lot of fun.

Shel: I'm lovin' your videos so much.


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:46 pm

Way cool Kev! That was a hot piece of playing. Nice job bro!


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:00 pm

Kev! That was great – and a real treat to see you back here. Don’t you listen to Suzi, those Cincinnati pants looked great :laugh:

I should have known that my request for little rhyming couplets that anyone could do would fall on deaf ears and the creative people here at TG would excel once again. But I guess it’s only fair that I should have a go – so here it is.





Lyric
It's not that I don't want to talk with you
It's just that I am not around
But I will surely call you later
If you leave your details at the sound

Yes, I wish I could have talked with you
But I could be working or asleep
Or eating cake* in Australia
So leave your message at the beep

Of course it may be I don't like you
And I'm sick and tired of your voice
You may be dull and irritating
And us not talking is my choice

You’re always looking for a favour
Because of you I’m on the booze
So I may just erase your message
And blame those Nobody’s Home Blues**


* © Shel, 2013
** © Suziko, 2013


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:15 pm

Damn we have some very creative people here. That was GREAT Stuart in every way. Loved your smirk at the end.


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:40 pm

That was GREAT Stuart! The little blues riff at the end made it perfect! Well done!

Craig

P.S. I assumed the "C" was for Chargers! :laugh:


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:42 pm

Hahaha! Gosh Stuart, I just lóved it!!!! Just great and too funny!! :laugh: :laugh:


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:15 pm

Wow Stuart,,that was a very long introduction for the answer machine, I would almost forget to leave my details,but then i would try to call you again and hope you were working or asleep,,great recording sound too..

Willem


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:26 pm

dekotaj wrote:
dekotaj wrote:
michelew wrote:
Thanks everyone!


Kevin - want to play???
Yep sure do. Can't let you girls have all the fun. Might have time tonight after Abel goes home??

Kev
:woohoo: :woohoo: :woohoo:
AWESOME!!! BRILLIANT!!!! I LOVE it!

:) B) :) B) :) B)


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:28 pm

Stuart- TOO FUNNY! LOVE IT!

Loving how this thread has taken off.
Reminds me of the good ol' daze!!


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Mon Mar 18, 2013 3:32 pm

A little valentine to the people we all despise: telemarketers. Sung to the tune of Johnny Cash's Walk the Line.



I shut my phone off 'cause I don't give a damn.
You are the phone equivalent of spam.
You take my mind right back to Vietnam.
I do decline -- I cut the line.

I let it ring for telemarketers.
You won't believe how often it occurs.
I've called my congressman, and he concurs,
you've got no spine -- I cut the line.


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