For those of you looking for a serious Christmas song... Well there's nothing to see or hear here. Go back now while there's still time.
Being the silly season, ... well we sort of went a bit bonkers... OK a lot bonkers... Totally Stupid really; in fact that would have been a better title for this song....if you can call it a song... 'tis the season to be extra generous.
Actually at one stage our working version was simply called C-Rap (haha 
yes, there was a working version!) I said it would have to be snowing in Sydney before I'd release it. Hey!... what's that white fluffy thing falling out of the sky. 
Corina asked us for a Christmas song, and this is... well in all truth it's probably a case of "be careful what you ask for from a couple of zombies".
if we had more time I would have fixed quite a few things. There's still time to turn around. If you proceed... don't say we didn't warn you.
Yours in ridiculousness.
Shel and David. Happy Holidays!
The Christmas I Know
It's that time again, the shops are putting on a show
Manic Christmas carols and images of snow.
A fat guy in red singing "ho, ho, ho"!
It's so hot outside, to the beach I want to go
This is a little of the Christmas I know
When I was little, Christmas was carefree
Jokes with funny uncles, presents under the tree
Songs about a reindeer, one with a glowing nose
Crackers, silly hats and babbles that glowed
Chorus
All around the world, people do different things
But Christmas for us is a good excuse to sing
Lots of get-togethers with family and friends
It's really all about love and connection in the end
At 18 for Christmas there was snow on the ground
Spicy Gluwein in Mozart's home town
Songs about Jesus, glorious sounds
Lots of family, love and hugs all around
That's a Christmas I remember even now
As I grew up, different views appeared to me
All around the world folks have different beliefs
Not even all Christians would agree
That it's OK to have presents under a tree
Chorus
All around the world, people do different things
But Christmas for us is a good excuse to sing
Lots of get-togethers with family and friends
It's all about love and connection in the end
When my daughter was little I remember her glee
We made decorations and arranged them on the tree
They were much more fun than the ones from the store
They're filled with love, they make me smile more
These are memories that I'll treasure evermore
We don't give present to each other any more
Though we still give presents to little kids who we adore
And presents for kids who are doing it rough
A few fun things, some colouring stuff
Christmas is a little more good will to share the love
Chorus
All around the world, people do different things
But Christmas for us is a good excuse to sing
Lots of get-togethers with family and friends
It's all about love and connection in the end
Mangoes, cherries, and the fruits of summer
Sweating in the kitchen, turkey in the oven
Break out the ukes, let's sing some cute songs
It's always lots of fun when we all sing along
This is the Christmas I love
Chorus
All around the world, people do different things
But Christmas for us is a good excuse to sing
Lots of get-togethers with family and friends
It's all about love and connection in the end
:laugh: 
