Well this is number...nine I think. One more and we're calling it an album.
This one is inspired by... well I'll let you speculate on that one.



....aaaand if you're wondering whether you're on the right website, Totally Guitars rather than Totally Keyboards, well there ARE guitars in here you just need to be a little patient.



We hope you enjoy our latest offering. As usual we had fun.

Mr Teflon
Sticky situations never catch him by surprise
Sticky situations just don't arise
Troubles slide right off him, before your very eyes
They call him Mr Telfon
It's never his fault, he's never to blame
He always seems to dodge, any such claim
A slippery guy, who's earned his name
That's Mr Teflon
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Slippery, slippery, slippery, smooth
Nothin' sticks, nothing stains
You know his name.
He's a slimy fella, a sly dude
He'll make a mess, and leave it for you
He won't own up to the wrong things he'll do
That's Mr Teflon
A million excuses he used them all
A master of letting others take that fall
You'll hear him say "I just don't recall"
Slippery Mr Teflon
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Slippery, slippery, slippery, smooth
Nothin' stick, nothing stains
You know his name.
He escapes the blame, like a speeding train
He leaves a mess, but will never confess,
He accuses the dog, anyone who comes along
Slimy Mr Teflon,
Just a lucky guy or a master of the slide
Who's the real Mr Teflon?
Just a lucky guy or a master of the slide
Who's the real Mr Teflon?