Quote of the day

[neverfoundthetime]

"Was kümmert mich mein Geschwätz von gestern"
- Konrad Adenauer (First German post WWII Chancellor)

"Why should I worry about what I said yesterday"

[neverfoundthetime]

Beethoven said at the end of his life, "Finally, I am beginning to learn how to compose".

... bit of a decomposing composer if you asked me! :laugh:

What's the sound of Mozart's 40th played backwards?
Mozart decomposing! Bwuhahahah!
I know, it's late here.

[Chasplaya]

"The blues was like that problem child that you may have had in the family. You was a little bit ashamed to let anybody see him, but you loved him. You just didn't know how other people would take it.
B. B. King "

[jim56]

"DO or DO NOT; there is no TRY"

yoda

[longboarder]

When the pupil is ready, the teacher appears.

[frybaby]

Pobody's Nerfect

[longboarder]

tovo wrote:

For the dozens of Scots we have here:


"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig".

Alfred Hitchcock

The definition of a Scotish Gentleman:

Somebody who can play the bagpipes.................but doesn't.

[willem]

I heard who invented the VUZUELA'S

So ask your self if you wanna blow that thing...(I don't mean Irish man or bagpipes).it was somebody who lives in the woods.......

[jim56]

Knowledge is not skill. Knowledge plus 10,000 times (repetitions) creates automatic execution. Shinichi Suzuki

[jcrocket]

" A fanatic is one who can't change his mind, and won't change the subject"

- Winston Churchill


"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

- Yogi Berra