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tovo
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Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:11 pm

If you don't find a new song to play pretty soon I swear I'll take that guitar and smash it into a million matchsticks!!

TOVO's Wife, 2010


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:32 pm

Tony,
So funny and yet it sounds so true! Was it Norwegian Wood ??
Move on, buddy, and make her happy, er... happier, somewhat happy...?

Fred


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:58 pm

From Wife this morning..

Dear if you let me buy a Wii Fit i'll leave you alone to play guitar!

Hmm $1000 dollar investment might be worth it


Whilst maybe not as profound as Matt was hoping for, you could view this as spread a little love to get a lot!


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:14 pm

hasben wrote:
Tony,
So funny and yet it sounds so true! Was it Norwegian Wood ??
Move on, buddy, and make her happy, er... happier, somewhat happy...?

Fred
Indeed it was Fred. Move on? NEVER!!!

I WILL NOT be beaten! ;)


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:16 pm

"Who greased the grape-viiiiiiiiiiine?"

- Tarzan's last words


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:41 pm

"Success is getting up one more time than you fall down"!!


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:43 pm

For the dozens of Scots we have here:


"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig".

Alfred Hitchcock


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 7:52 pm

A little jolt on human kind (ness) by Albert Einstein:

"If people are good only because they fear punishment, and hope for reward, then we are a sorry lot indeed."


Marc


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:00 pm

tovo wrote:
For the dozens of Scots we have here:


"I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he saw a man carrying an indignant, asthmatic pig under his arm. Unfortunately, the man made sound never equalled the purity of the sound achieved by the pig".

Alfred Hitchcock

Tony- do you know why bagpipers walk when they play? To get away from the sound!!! HEHEHEHE! :silly:


Or a man was standing on a street corner in Edinburgh with a pig under his arm. A guy drives by and says "Where'd ya get 'im?" And the pig looked up and says "I won 'im at the fair!" Ba da bing!!


With sincere apologizes to all my Scottish friends! Cheers! :cheer:


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Thu Jan 07, 2010 8:05 pm

The Irish gave the bagpipes to the Scots as a joke, but the Scots haven't got the joke yet.


Oliver Herford


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