Thought For The Day

[tovo]

If the dudes on Gilligan's island could make a radio out of a coconut...why couldn't they fix a hole in a boat?

[6stringwannabe]

"No matter where you go, there you are."
-origin disputed

[wammer]

Why do you Park on the driveway and Drive on the parkway????????

[haoli25]

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!"

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."


- all by Steven Wright





Bill

[Lavallee]

neverfoundthetime wrote:

Ever felt glad that snow is white and not brown or.... purple?

Frank Zappa

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

[tovo]

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

[kenoakee]

how do they get teflon to stick to the inside of a frying pan?

[kenoakee]

B) if a light sleeper sleeps with a "light on" ...what does a hard sleeper sleep with?? :unsure:

[kenoakee]

oh my bad

[Chasplaya]

kenoakee wrote:

oh my bad

Be careful 'Big Brother' is always watching Mwahahahahaaa