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If the dudes on Gilligan's island could make a radio out of a coconut...why couldn't they fix a hole in a boat?

"No matter where you go, there you are."
-origin disputed

Why do you Park on the driveway and Drive on the parkway????????

"I have an existential map. It has 'You are here' written all over it."

"I installed a skylight in my apartment... the people who live above me are furious!"

"I was reading the dictionary. I thought it was a poem about everything."


- all by Steven Wright





Bill

neverfoundthetime wrote:

Ever felt glad that snow is white and not brown or.... purple?

Frank Zappa

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?

how do they get teflon to stick to the inside of a frying pan?

B) if a light sleeper sleeps with a "light on" ...what does a hard sleeper sleep with?? :unsure:

oh my bad

kenoakee wrote:

oh my bad

Be careful 'Big Brother' is always watching Mwahahahahaaa