Quote of the day

[Chasplaya]

By the time I'd grown up, I naturally supposed that I'd be grown up.

Eve Babitz

[Chasplaya]

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

[Chasplaya]

Don't knock the weather. If it didn't change once in a while, nine out of ten people couldn't start a conversation.

Kin Hubbard (1868 - 1930)

[hasben]

Chasplaya wrote:

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

Jilly Cooper

Chas, I agree that "firmness" is the key to male training. :laugh:

[jim56]

"Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment."

Jim Rohn

[Chasplaya]

I don't have a photograph, but you can have my footprints. They're upstairs in my socks.

Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

[jim56]

We are formed and molded by our thoughts. Those whose minds are shaped by selfless thoughts give joy when they speak or act. Joy follows them like a shadow that never leaves them.

Anon

[Chasplaya]

In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

George Orwell (1903 - 1950)

[Chasplaya]

Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a joke about a father-in-law?

Dick Clark

[Chasplaya]

The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many', and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.

Larry Hardiman