Thought For The Day

[Chasplaya]

If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

[jim56]

Can we all just agree to ignore whatever comes after Blu-Ray? I don't want to have to restart my collection...again.

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks

[jim56]

Bad decisions make good stories.

[Chasplaya]

Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

[AndyT]

Chasplaya wrote:
Too bad stupidity isn't painful.

It is. The question is to whom.

[jim56]

Heroes may not be braver than anyone else. They're just braver five minutes longer.

[Chasplaya]

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realise that it bears a very close resemblance to the first.

[jim56]

Each generation goes further than the generation preceding it because it stands on the shoulders of that generation. You will have opportunities beyond anything we've ever known.

[Chasplaya]

Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?