Thought For The Day

[tacticaltal]

I think you understand what you thought I said, but I'm not sure that what you heard was exactly what I said.

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks.

[tacticaltal]

thereshopeyet wrote:

I have my hearing aid in now, can you repeat repeat that out loud thought again and again until I understand what you are saying you said that I may not have exactly understood!

[jim56]

Four things you can't recover... The stone after it's thrown... The word after it's said... The occasion after it's missed... The time after it's gone...

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks.

[jim56]

thereshopeyet wrote:

What The Dickens !!... 404 Not Found Error !!

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks.

[jim56]

A Buddhist monk walks into the dentist office with a horrible tooth ache. The dentist takes a look and goes "Man that looks bad! We'll have to pull that right away!"

The monk, who is doing a good job of hiding his pain goes "I understand, go right ahead, I just have one request, don't use any anesthetic."

"What?! Are you mad? You you've already got to be in a lot of pain . . . to pull it out with out pain killers would be excruciating!"

"Yes, I know, I but I'm trying to transcend dental medication."

:woohoo:

[jim56]

A FACT OF LIFE:

After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar
says WTF :laugh:

[jim56]

Find a heart that will love you at your worst and arms that will hold you at your weakest.