Thought For The Day
Too bad, it was a good one.hasben wrote:
This is proof of "What goes around comes around". I had hair down to my butt when I asked a bald guy that question. And then he became my boss ten years later. :ohmy:wrench wrote:Funny you should ask!when a bald guy washes his face, how does he know when to stop?:laugh: :woohoo: :woohoo:
Salesman sitting in car ask Farmer "Your dog bite"?
Farmer's reply "Nope".
Soon after stepping from car, dog latches onto Salesman's pants leg, gnarling away, sawboning the poor guys calf "HEY, I thought you said your dog don't bite!!"
Farmer "That's not my dog"!
Farmer's reply "Nope".
Soon after stepping from car, dog latches onto Salesman's pants leg, gnarling away, sawboning the poor guys calf "HEY, I thought you said your dog don't bite!!"
Farmer "That's not my dog"!
Several years ago I had a new patient come in the office. And as we have all new patients do, she filled out a health history form. I sat down in the exam room with this lady to go over her health history. It seemed as though this patient was a walking-- and talking-- medical miracle. She was diabetic, had Chron's disease, a couple of cancers, Hepatitis A, B and C; she was hypertensive, had congestive heart failure.... you name it, she had it. And, apparently her favorite hobby was to talk about her health. Anyway, an hour later, after listening to this lady describe-- in great lenght-- her poor state of perfect health , she apparently ran out of diseases. So,I, somewhat sarcasticaly, asked: "Is there anything else you need to tell me?"
With a straight face she looked at me and said, "Well, Doc, you probably should know that death runs in my family."
Now there's a thought for the day.
, she apparently ran out of diseases. So,I, somewhat sarcasticaly, asked: "Is there anything else you need to tell me?"With a straight face she looked at me and said, "Well, Doc, you probably should know that death runs in my family."
Now there's a thought for the day.