Preacher Jokes

AndyT
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 4:58 pm

A little boy opened the big family Bible.
He was fascinated as he fingered through the old pages.
Suddenly something fell out of the Bible.
He picked up the object and looked at it closely.
What he saw was an old leaf that had been pressed in between the pages.

"Momma, look what I found," the boy called out.

"What have you got there, dear?" his mother asked.

With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I think it's Adam's underwear!"


AndyT
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 5:06 pm

At the end of the age when all the believers were standing in line waiting to get into heaven,
God appeared and said, "I want all the men to form two lines.
One line will be for the men who were the true heads of their households.
The other will be for the men who were dominated by their wives."


God continued, "I want all the women to report to St. Peter."

The women left and the men formed two lines.
The line of men who were dominated by their wives was seemingly unending.
The line of men who were the true head of their household had one man in it.

God said to the first line, "You men ought to be ashamed or yourselves.
I appointed you to be the heads of your households and you were disobedient and have not fulfilled your purpose.
Of all of you, there is only one man who obeyed me. Learn from him."

Then God turned to the lone man and asked, "How did you come to be in this line?"

The man replied, "My wife told me to stand here."


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Wed Jul 08, 2009 7:05 pm

Andy- you don't REALLY want to get me started on preacher jokes do you? I've got dozens of them and even a couple are clean enough to post here! That's like giving a starving bear a 40 pound chinook salmon, freshly caught!! :lol:


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Wed Jul 08, 2009 8:16 pm

Keep 'em coming Andy!


By the way, has anyone heard from Rev. Kate recently? I
have not seen GUITARMOM in the Forum for some time and
she is such a nice lady I just want to make sure she is
okay.


AndyT
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Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:03 pm

Bear, I've probably heard them already. LOL

Haoli, No, I have not seen her lately, but I was thinking about her the last couple of days.


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Wed Jul 08, 2009 9:16 pm

Not to hijack this thread;) but I was wondering that myself. Maybe she's on a nice vacation.

You guys didn't scare her away did you? lol

Ric


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Thu Jul 09, 2009 4:09 am

haoli25 wrote:
Keep 'em coming Andy!


By the way, has anyone heard from Rev. Kate recently? I
have not seen GUITARMOM in the Forum for some time and
she is such a nice lady I just want to make sure she is
okay.
Good point haoli, I kept up with Kate for a while but not heard recently anyone thought about PM her.?


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Thu Jul 09, 2009 10:57 am

Those jokes are too cool!


Guitarmom
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Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:09 pm

Love it...
Rev Kate


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Thu Jul 09, 2009 9:57 pm

Guitarmom wrote:
Love it...
Rev Kate
Kate- we've all been wondering about you on the forum. Are you okay? We've missed you!

Rick


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