Bear Jokes

RicksPick
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:24 pm

There's this guy who shows up at a cabin where these hunters have gathered to hunt bear. Only he shows up without a gun.

The other hunters are very curious. "How you gonna get a bear without a gun?" they ask.

"Do you have a knife?"

"No," says the guy.

"Do you have a club?"

"No," says the guy.

"Don't you worry. I'm gonna get myself a bear. Just wait right here and see."

The guy leaves the cabin and disappears into the hills for several hours.

Eventually he happens upon a bear asleep in his den and he kicks the bear and gets it really angry. As the bear wakes up, he starts to chase after the guy, so the guy starts running back towards the cabin.

Finally the hunters hear him running down the hill and yelling, "Open the cabin door! Open the door!"

They open the door and the guy runs into the cabin and holds the door open behind him. To the terror of the other hunters, an angry bear follows close behind, running into the cabin, too.

Then the guy slams the door shut, and says, "You skin that one. I'll go get another."


AndyT
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:26 pm

Al, I was just looking at it. Your post is blank.



AndyT
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:31 pm

I reloaded and it showed up.


RicksPick
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Sat Aug 08, 2009 10:32 pm

Three nature lovers, chas, AndyT and Al went for a drive into the mountains one day to see if they could spot some bears. They wanted to take pictures of bears for their photo album. So they drove along an old dirt road until they entered the trees. As they rounded a curve, they spotted a sign that read: "BEAR LEFT."

So they turned around and went home.

:P RicksPick


AndyT
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Sun Aug 09, 2009 12:01 am

Rick, Now we know... Image


BigBear
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Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:49 am

RicksPick wrote:
Each bear was carrying a BEAVER
That's even more appropriate because I graduated from Oregon State, Home of the Beavers!!! :lol:


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Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:04 am

BigBear wrote:
RicksPick wrote:
Each bear was carrying a BEAVER
That's even more appropriate because I graduated from Oregon State, Home of the Beavers!!! :lol:
How do you keep a Beaver out of your front yard?
Put up some goalposts


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Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:14 am

Chasplaya wrote:
How do you keep a Beaver out of your front yard?
Put up some goalposts
Geez, do you live in Oregon? That's been a joke around here for 40 years but I didn't think anyone else knew it! I guess it applies to any mascot that's an animal. You sound like a University of Oregon fan! The Ducks are our arch enemies! LOL! :lol:


AndyT
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Sun Aug 09, 2009 5:42 am

How do you keep Ducks out of your yard?
Quit the league.


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Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:07 am

Watch your back Bear!:laugh:



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