Bear Jokes
I couldn't resist.
Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?
A1: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, it’s a brown bear.
A2: If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a grizzly.
Q: What did the BigBear say when he saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: "Sandwiches!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
Q: How do you tell a brown bear from a grizzly bear?
A1: Climb a tree. If the bear climbs it and eats you, it’s a brown bear.
A2: If the bear knocks the tree down and eats you, it’s a grizzly.
Q: What did the BigBear say when he saw tourists in sleeping bags?
A: "Sandwiches!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a polar bear with a seal?
A: A polar bear.
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neverfoundthetime
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Now that Salmon commercial is funny!
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Forgive me guys, Chas put me up to this (Chas if you’re looking, Rcsyndley told me to say that. If rcsyndley is reading, I’m in trouble!):
Andy goes BigBear hunting in the moonlight.
He makes his way into the forest and waits at a clearing until the moon comes up…. And sure enough, a BigBear enters the clearing and steps into the moonlight.
BANG! THUNK!
Andy shoots BigBear. Andy runs into the clearing but can’t find the BigBear. He is utterly perplexed, he saw the BigBear go down. Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
“Then bend over” says BigBear.
And BigBear ravishes Andy.
Now, Andy is really pissed. He goes home and next night waits at the clearing with his shotgun at the ready. Sure enough, as the moon rises and shines into the clearing, the BigBear appears. Bang, Bang! Thunk, thunk! Andy fires off both barrels and down goes BigBear.
Andy runs into the clearing but can’t find the BigBear.
“It can’t be, I hit him with both barrels!” Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
“Then bend over” says BigBear.
And BigBear ravishes Andy again.
Now Andy is REALLY mad. He goes home and gets himself a Gattling Gun and waits at the clearing the following night. Sure enough, as the moon rises and shines into the clearing, the BigBear appears. Rattttttttttertat, Rattttttttttertat, Rattttttttttertat, Andy lets him have it. Thunk! Down goes BigBear.
Andy runs into the clearing but, again amazingly, can’t find the BigBear.
“It can’t be, I saw him go down!” Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
Then, BigBear says, “Tell me something, do you really come here for the hunting?”
Andy goes BigBear hunting in the moonlight.
He makes his way into the forest and waits at a clearing until the moon comes up…. And sure enough, a BigBear enters the clearing and steps into the moonlight.
BANG! THUNK!
Andy shoots BigBear. Andy runs into the clearing but can’t find the BigBear. He is utterly perplexed, he saw the BigBear go down. Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
“Then bend over” says BigBear.
And BigBear ravishes Andy.
Now, Andy is really pissed. He goes home and next night waits at the clearing with his shotgun at the ready. Sure enough, as the moon rises and shines into the clearing, the BigBear appears. Bang, Bang! Thunk, thunk! Andy fires off both barrels and down goes BigBear.
Andy runs into the clearing but can’t find the BigBear.
“It can’t be, I hit him with both barrels!” Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
“Then bend over” says BigBear.
And BigBear ravishes Andy again.
Now Andy is REALLY mad. He goes home and gets himself a Gattling Gun and waits at the clearing the following night. Sure enough, as the moon rises and shines into the clearing, the BigBear appears. Rattttttttttertat, Rattttttttttertat, Rattttttttttertat, Andy lets him have it. Thunk! Down goes BigBear.
Andy runs into the clearing but, again amazingly, can’t find the BigBear.
“It can’t be, I saw him go down!” Then, suddenly there is a tap on his shoulder. Tap, tap! Andy spins around to find BigBear towering over him.
“I can either eat you alive or ravish you” says the BigBear “which is it to be?”
“No, no don’t eat me!” says Andy.
Then, BigBear says, “Tell me something, do you really come here for the hunting?”
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neverfoundthetime
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Yeah, it's their fault!