Easy there Hoss...
Try this:
http://www.totallyguitars.com/playguitar/
If you scroll down just over halfway, you will find the prices for Target where it says:
TARGET is currently offered in two subscriptions:
6 month membership for $155
or
12 month membership subscription for $297
And you can signup on this one:
http://www.totallyguitars.com/amember/signup.php
I had to use a different browser to find it, and I had to look around a bit, but it's there. It's not hidden. And they ARE working on a site makeover to make it even easier to find these things...
One last thing,
Getting upset and stuff will not make them want to answer your questions, It's likely going to make them either ignore you are kick you out. It's OK Wade, we all have bad days, just lets not bring them in here. Ok? If you can't find it, Ask, we are happy to help out.