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A few fractured song lyrics for you.....

Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody” – ‘..The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....’
‘…Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...

R.E.M. “Losing My Religion” - ‘…Let's pee in the corner, Let's pee in the spotlight…’

Rolling Stones “Jumpin’ Jack Flash” - ‘…Jump back fast, I just passed gas....’

Beatles “Get Back” - ‘…Jo Jo was a man before he was a woman....’
“Michelle” - ‘…Michelle ma belle, some say monkeys play with nails...’

Neil Young “Heart Of Gold” - ‘…Keep on searching for an artichoke...’

Pink Floyd “Another Brick In The Wall” - ‘…Hey! Caesar! Leave them Jews alone....’

Led Zeppelin “Stairway To Heaven” - ‘…If there’s a buzzard in your bedroom...’
‘…There's a wino down the road...’

Steve Miller “Jet Airliner” - ‘…Bingo Jed had a light on, Old Gary he's...’

Eagles “Desperado” - ‘…You've been outright offensive, for so long...’
“Hotel California” - ‘…Warm smell of policemen rising up through the air...’
‘…On a dark desert highway, Cool Whip in my hair...’

AC/DC “Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap” - ‘…Dirty deeds and they're done with sheep...’

Creedence Clearwater “Bad Moon Rising” - ‘…There's a bathroom on the right...’

ACDC "It's long way to the top (If ya wanna rock and roll)" - ...it's a long way to the shop, if ya want a sausage roll

Queen “Bohemian Rhapsody” – ‘..The algebra has a devil for a sidekick eeeeeeeeee....’
‘…Scallaboosh, Scallaboosh, will you do the banned tango...

Bill, what have you been taking?! Get well soon! :silly:

Not me Chris, those are 'commonly misheard lyrics'.

Assuming we're still talking about "not so favorite" lyrics and not "misheard" lyrics:

Firstly, let me state for the record that I love Rush and still listen to them regularly. However, I can't help but cringe a little every time I hear these lyrics from the song "Animate" (on the Counterparts album):

My counterpart, my foolish heart
A man must learn to rule his tender parts.


Oh, Neil Peart, I bet you wish you could take that one back!

Bill- did you have a chemical weapon attack in Dallas that no one has heard of? LOL!

Rick, a disc jockey sent that list to me. Kind of says it all, huh? :laugh:

The first misheard lyrics that comes to mind is Jimmy Hendricks Purple Haze...Excuse me while I kiss this guy.....I never could figure out why he wanted to kiss a guy.


Mike

That one should be on the list Mike. I had forgot about that one.:laugh:

Ok...all time ..

Snap - "Im serious as cancer when I say rhythm is dancer".........

Heres one that goes in both best lyrics and misheard..
Queen one vision


Gimme one night,
Gimme one hope,
Just gimme,
One man one man,
One bar one night,
One day hey hey,
Just gimme gimme gimme
Fried chicken