Quote of the day

[Catman]

ncsurfer wrote:

In theory there is no difference between theory and practice, but, in practice, there is.
Jan van de Snepscheut

At work I use this one a lot!

Yes, I'm an engineer.

David

[reiver]

Engineers like to solve problems. If there are no problems handily available, they will create their own problems.

-Dilbert

[Chasplaya]

I gotta work out. I keep saying it all the time. I keep saying I gotta start working out. It's been about two months since I've worked out. And I just don't have the time. Which uh..is odd. Because I have the time to go out to dinner. And uh..and watch tv. And get a bone density test. And uh.. try to figure out what my phone number spells in words.

Ellen DeGeneres

[wammer]

There comes a point in your life when you realize who matters, who never did, who won't anymore... and who always will. So, don't worry about people from your past,there's a reason why they didn't make it to your future.

[Chasplaya]

Let us hope that we are all preceded in this world by a love story.

Don Snyder, Of Time and Memory

[Chasplaya]

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps yours is watching television.

David Letterman (1947 - )

This could translate easily to:

Everyone has a purpose in life. Perhaps mine is posting on TotallyGuitars!

Chasplaya 2010

[Chasplaya]

I don't think anyone should write their autobiography until after they're dead.

Samuel Goldwyn (1882 - 1974)

[Music Junkie]

Not trying to be a bad guy here, but this one has always stuck with me and made me smile........

John Wayne

"Life is hard. It's even harder when you're stupid........."

B)

[Music Junkie]

The daily saying here at work........

Bear: You should be able to relate to this one as an old contractor.

Unknown

"Lack of preparation on your part, does not constitute an emergency on mine......."

[Music Junkie]

Unknown

"Rule Number One: Don't sweat the small stuff."

"Rule Number Two: Everything is small stuff."

If only........... B)