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Thought For The Day

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 2:40 pm
by Chasplaya
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY

Have you ever wondered if the notes
in your wallet were ever in a stripper's b@#$ c%^$k?
If not, you're wondering now. Have a nice day ..


So folks, always remember to wash your hands after handling money

That's my public service announcement for the day. Thank you very much!

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 3:59 pm
by AndyT
Thanks Chas! Good thing I only use plastic!

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 4:02 pm
by Chasplaya
AndyT wrote:
Thanks Chas! Good thing I only use plastic!
I got that in my email today and thought Yuck, but its actually true do we ever think of things like that, shudder....

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Thu Jan 07, 2010 5:02 pm
by haoli25
I surely enjoyed putting them there! :laugh:




Bill

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Sun Jan 10, 2010 12:46 pm
by Chasplaya
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:21 pm
by Chasplaya
Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:04 pm
by wrench
when a bald guy washes his face, how does he know when to stop?

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:09 pm
by neverfoundthetime
Ever felt glad that snow is white and not brown or.... purple?

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:12 pm
by tovo
What would happen if you hired two Private Detectives to tail each other?

Re:Thought For the Day

Posted: Mon Jan 11, 2010 7:44 pm
by BobR
In the 60's, people took acid to make the world look weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it look normal.

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