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Chasplaya
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Thu Mar 11, 2010 1:18 pm

What sentence do drummers use the least?
"Hey guys, why don't we try one of my songs?


jim56
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:36 am

Why did Bach have twenty children?
His organ had no stops!


willem
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Fri Mar 12, 2010 7:04 am

jim56 wrote:
Why did Bach have twenty children?
His organ had no stops!
Then it was to early that he died?


Chasplaya
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 5:00 am

What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?


"I didn't wake up this morning...

"I didn't wake up this morning...


willem
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Sat Mar 13, 2010 7:15 am

Chasplaya wrote:
What does it say on a blues singer's tombstone?


"I didn't wake up this morning...

"I didn't wake up this morning...
i could'nt get out of this bleus anymore


Chasplaya
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Sun Mar 14, 2010 4:18 am

What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
A fiddle has beer stains.


Chasplaya
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Fri Mar 19, 2010 2:37 am

What's the best thing to play on a set of bag pipes?
A flame thrower!


Chasplaya
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Sun Mar 21, 2010 12:48 pm

What is the difference between the men's final at Wimbledon and a high school choral performance?


The tennis final has more men.


Chasplaya
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 12:50 pm

What's the difference between God and a conductor?


God knows He's not a conductor.


jim56
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Mon Mar 22, 2010 5:29 pm

Q: How do you get a guitarist to play more quietly ?
A: Give him a sheet of music.


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