Clean Musician/Music Joke of the Day

haoli25
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:44 pm

Jim, I have already passed the last one on to my friends! lol


jim56
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 3:49 pm

haoli25 wrote:
Jim, I have already passed the last one on to my friends! lol
It brought a smile to your face, eh?


Q: What do you get when you put a diminished chord together with an
augmented chord?

A: A demented chord.


thereshopeyet
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Sun Apr 11, 2010 5:04 pm

Thanks


Chasplaya
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Thu Apr 22, 2010 4:57 am

What's the definition of a gentleman?


One who knows how to play the accordion, but doesn't.


haoli25
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Fri Apr 23, 2010 10:57 pm

Just add a few chords, it doesn't matter which chords you choose.......... Image


tom18
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 7:31 am

OMG! Rick rolled on Totally Guitars. What is the world coming to?


haoli25
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Sat Apr 24, 2010 9:27 am

Sorry Tom, I just couldn't resist. :laugh: :laugh:




Bill


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Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:14 pm

No sweat Bill, when I saw your post I laughed my hat off. It does make me wonder if all our fellow TGers are familiar with the body of work of Mr. Astley. Perhaps we should post the...
Nah, never mind.
Tom


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Sat Apr 24, 2010 8:28 pm

Nope, nope, nope Tom. For a second I thought about posting the YouTube video, but then Matt might pull the ultimate 'rickroll' and kick both of our butts off the site!





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Sun Apr 25, 2010 6:49 am

A frog goes into a bank and hops up to a teller. He can see from her name plate that she is called Patricia Whack, so he says, "Ms. Whack, I'd like to borrow $30,000, please."

The teller asks for his name and the frog replies that he is Kermit Jagger, son of Mick Jagger, and a personal friend of the bank manager. Unconvinced, Ms. Whack explains she will need some identity and also some security against his loan. The frog produces a tiny pink porcelain elephant and hands it to her.

The confused teller says she will have to consult with her manager. "There's a frog called Kermit Jagger at the counter who wants to borrow $30,000," she tells her boss. "And what do you think this elephant is about?"

The manager looks back at her and says "It's a knick-knack, Patti Whack, give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."


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