Just Jokes (Clean one!)

[willem]

thereshopeyet wrote:

Give an man a gun and he'll rob a bank.
Give a man a bank and he'll rob the world !

AND THEN HE IS DEAD???

[thereshopeyet]

Totally Guitars

Simply The Best !

TheresHopeYet

:laugh:

[jim56]

A motorhome broke down along the freeway, so the driver eased it over onto the shoulder. He jumped out of his driver side door, walked around his rig and opened the door to the coach itself. Out popped two men in trench coats. The men stood behind the motorhome and immediately opened up their coats, exposing themselves to the passing traffic. The result was a terrible pile-up. Later, when questioned by an angry highway patrolman about why he put two deviates along the side of the road, the RVer replied, "I was broken down, so I just used my emergency flashers!" :laugh:

[jim56]

There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.

[Chasplaya]

The joys of the self-employed.



The NZ Taxation Office suspected a fishing boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help and sent an agent to investigate him.

NZTO AUDITOR: "I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner: "Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand, he's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $1,000 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle of Coruba rum and a dozen Lagers every Saturday night so he can cope with life. He also gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

NZTO AUDITOR: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know"?

So true lol

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks

[thereshopeyet]

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