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Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 5:56 am
by sbutler
TEXTING FOR SENIORS


Since more and more Seniors are texting and tweeting there appears to be a need for a STC (Senior Texting Code). If you qualify for Senior Discounts this is the code for you.


Please pass this on to your CHILDREN and Grandchildren so they can understand your texts.

ATD: At The Doctor's

BFF: Best Friend Fainted

BTW: Bring The Wheelchair

BYOT: Bring Your Own Teeth

CBM: Covered By Medicare

CGU: Can't get up�

CUATSC: See You At The Senior Center

DWI: Driving While Incontinent

FWB: Friend With Beta Blockers

FWIW: Forgot Where I Was

FYI: Found Your Insulin

GGPBL: Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low!

GHA: Got Heartburn Again

HGBM: Had Good Bowel Movement

IMHO: Is My Hearing-Aid On?

LMDO: Laughing My Dentures Out

LOL: Living On Lipitor

LWO: Lawrence Welk's On

OMMR: On My Massage Recliner

OMSG: Oh My! Sorry, Gas.

ROFL...CGU: Rolling On The Floor Laughing...And Can't Get Up

TTYL: Talk To You Louder

WAITT: Who Am I Talking To?

WTFA: Wet The Furniture Again

WTP: Where's The Prunes?

WWNO: Walker Wheels Need Oil

GGLKI: (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking In)

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 10:16 am
by Music Junkie
Scott:

I am only 41, but there are days I feel well over 50! These were hilarious. Thanks for the early morning laugh..... :laugh:

J

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 1:08 pm
by Chasplaya
:laugh: ROFL...CGU ... LMDO ...NGBM now :laugh:

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 2:33 pm
by Fred
Good Stuff....I'll add one:

BRB - Bring Rogaine By

Fred

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Tue May 24, 2011 3:02 pm
by sbutler
Fred wrote:
Good Stuff....I'll add one:

BRB - Bring Rogaine By

Fred
You know Fred, that one fits. I could sure use some.

I am a little worried about Chas though. He picke this up way to quickly.

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 3:57 am
by Chasplaya
sbutler wrote:
Fred wrote:
Good Stuff....I'll add one:

BRB - Bring Rogaine By

Fred
You know Fred, that one fits. I could sure use some.

I am a little worried about Chas though. He picke this up way to quickly.
Mois WYS Willis! HTP now NWTT

Posted: Wed May 25, 2011 5:46 am
by thereshopeyet
Thanks

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Thu May 26, 2011 5:13 pm
by leeson
What is the biggest deterrent to sex over 50?



.........Nudity!

Re: Since a lot of us are 50 something, I thought I'd share

Posted: Fri May 27, 2011 9:48 am
by dekotaj
leeson wrote:
What is the biggest deterrent to sex over 50?



.........Nudity!
......which is why God invented the dark!