Can you write a caption for this photo?

[dennisg]

[Music Junkie]

dennisg wrote:

In the jungles of the future (concrete jungles), the added advantage of opposable cheeks gives the clear advantage to Homo Sapiens once again..... :silly: :silly:

[Music Junkie]

dennisg wrote:

With the crime rate rising so high among urban subway goers, some have branched out and developed a specialized skill for holding on to the pole while freeing both hands to retain possession of their valuables..... :woohoo: :woohoo:

[Music Junkie]

dennisg wrote:

For reasons we could not fathom, the subway pole had a very disturbing smell to it when we boarded...... :huh: :huh:

[neverfoundthetime]

dennisg wrote:

The Cycle Car was already full.

[michelew]

How to hide your fighting staff when wearing a dress.

When a G-string just isn't enough protection....

How to act posh...failed attempt #19 - incorrect positioning of said pole.

Robbie William's butt exercises really do work!

Pole dancers take note, this frees you hands AND your legs.

[abiliog]

Veni, Vidi, Tuli

[thereshopeyet]

Thanks

[tombo1230]

dennisg wrote:

Mmm..........If this lady would lay down on the floor, I could have somewhere to park my bike! LOL! :laugh: :laugh:

Tom N. :blink:

[michelew]

When poles play hide and seek...

How to make a cheeky pole sandwich: take one shiny pole...