Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

[spinland]

Music and laughter. What could be a better antidote to one's daily woes?

Let's see what you got. :silly:

[daryl]

I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........

[spinland]

daryl wrote:

I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........

Oh, so much love for that one! Thanks! :side:

[daryl]

“Mommy, Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!”
“Now Johnny, you can’t do both!”

[spinland]

Heh. I have much love for bass guitar (have started learning it myself, mainly to help as I teach myself to compose bass lines for my arrangements).

Still, if you wanna be my friend you have to deal with some ball-breaking and my bass-playing friends are no exception:



B)

[spinland]

Okay, one more for today then I'm gonna give it a rest. Don't want to go overboard right out of the gate.

[spinland]

[michelew]

spinland wrote:

Yep! And to win the lotto to fund my guitar acquisition syndrome.

[wrsomers]

What's the difference between an electric guitar and a vacuum cleaner?...

When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn't suck ... :laugh:

What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a lawn mower?...

You can tune a lawn mower...

[spinland]

What's the difference between a large pizza and an indie guitarist?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you know when your singer is at the door?

They can't find the key and have no idea when to come in.