Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

spinland
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:01 am

Music and laughter. What could be a better antidote to one's daily woes?

Let's see what you got. :silly:

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daryl
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:14 am

I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........


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Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:15 am

daryl wrote:
I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........
Oh, so much love for that one! Thanks! :side:


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daryl
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Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:18 am

“Mommy, Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!”
“Now Johnny, you can’t do both!”


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Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:31 am

Heh. I have much love for bass guitar (have started learning it myself, mainly to help as I teach myself to compose bass lines for my arrangements).

Still, if you wanna be my friend you have to deal with some ball-breaking and my bass-playing friends are no exception:

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B)


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Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:43 am

Okay, one more for today then I'm gonna give it a rest. Don't want to go overboard right out of the gate.

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Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:25 pm

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Yep! And to win the lotto to fund my guitar acquisition syndrome. :)


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Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:12 pm

What's the difference between an electric guitar and a vacuum cleaner?...

When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn't suck ... :laugh:

What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a lawn mower?...

You can tune a lawn mower... :P


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Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:50 am

What's the difference between a large pizza and an indie guitarist?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you know when your singer is at the door?

They can't find the key and have no idea when to come in.


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