Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

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Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:06 pm

spinland wrote:
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Haha! Good dad joke. :)


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Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:10 pm

Been posting some good ones Mark :laugh:


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Mon Oct 16, 2017 5:17 pm

Good One Mark !!

Here's a busking one ......
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Mon Oct 16, 2017 6:32 pm

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Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:10 pm

In The Odyssey, Odysseus is instructed by Tiresias to take an oar from his ship and to walk inland until he finds a "land that knows nothing of the sea", where the oar would be mistaken for a winnowing fan. At this point, he is to offer a sacrifice to Poseidon, and then at last his journeys would be over.

Tonight, at a Chamber of Commerce function, I was talking with some colleagues and mentioned how I've started learning to play a 12 string guitar. The two guys next to me gave me blank looks, then one of them asked, in all seriousness: "Twelve strings? How do you play something like that? How wide does the neck have to be? Is it a double necked guitar or something?"

I guess my journey is over. :silly:

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Wed Oct 18, 2017 7:59 pm

spinland wrote:
[quote]In The Odyssey, Odysseus is instructed by Tiresias to take an oar from his ship and to walk inland until he finds a "land that knows nothing of the sea", where the oar would be mistaken for a winnowing fan. At this point, he is to offer a sacrifice to Poseidon, and then at last his journeys would be over.

Tonight, at a Chamber of Commerce function, I was talking with some colleagues and mentioned how I've started learning to play a 12 string guitar. The two guys next to me gave me blank looks, then one of them asked, in all seriousness: "Twelve strings? How do you play something like that? How wide does the neck have to be? Is it a double necked guitar or something?"

I guess my journey is over. :silly:

Mark[/quote

Ah Mark,

You are just hangin’ Out with the wrong people. You need to get yourself some guitar buddies. ;)
I once told a colleague I fingerpicked the guitar, he thought this was weird, then he told me he was a champion rower, top ten in the world. I asked him what rivers, canals he rowed in. Turns out he did it in a gym
Now that is weird! :laugh:
Each to their own as they say. :)

Tom N.


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Thu Oct 19, 2017 4:48 am

Tom N Wrote:
......then he told me he was a champion rower.....
Probably

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Edward Cracknell ! :laugh:

Hey Tom, .........and that takes us back to the Boat Song..... :P



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