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Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 7:01 am
by spinland
Music and laughter. What could be a better antidote to one's daily woes?

Let's see what you got. :silly:

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Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:14 am
by daryl
I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:15 am
by spinland
daryl wrote:
I thought this one was cute:

Whats the difference between a Stadium Rock Guitarist and a Jazz Guitarist ?

A rock player plays three chords to thousands of people…...........
Oh, so much love for that one! Thanks! :side:

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:18 am
by daryl
“Mommy, Mommy! When I grow up I want to be a guitar player!”
“Now Johnny, you can’t do both!”

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:31 am
by spinland
Heh. I have much love for bass guitar (have started learning it myself, mainly to help as I teach myself to compose bass lines for my arrangements).

Still, if you wanna be my friend you have to deal with some ball-breaking and my bass-playing friends are no exception:

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B)

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2017 8:43 am
by spinland
Okay, one more for today then I'm gonna give it a rest. Don't want to go overboard right out of the gate.

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Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:00 pm
by spinland
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Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 5:25 pm
by michelew
spinland wrote:
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Yep! And to win the lotto to fund my guitar acquisition syndrome. :)

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2017 9:12 pm
by wrsomers
What's the difference between an electric guitar and a vacuum cleaner?...

When you unplug a vacuum cleaner it doesn't suck ... :laugh:

What's the difference between a 12 string guitar and a lawn mower?...

You can tune a lawn mower... :P

Re: Guitar Humor—Because Why Not?

Posted: Thu Feb 16, 2017 9:50 am
by spinland
What's the difference between a large pizza and an indie guitarist?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

How do you know when your singer is at the door?

They can't find the key and have no idea when to come in.