Thought For The Day

[jim56]

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

[willem]

jim56 wrote:

The government's view of the economy could be summed up in a few short phrases: If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.

Well its still stopt,, i'm glad to get some subsidize,, for a Taylor???

[Chasplaya]

When you go into court you are putting yourself in the hands of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

[jim56]

Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened. Happiness never decreases by being shared.

[Chasplaya]

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

[jim56]

I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.

[willem]

Chasplaya wrote:

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

A swimming pool is already one big peeing pool.

[Catman]

willem wrote:

Chasplaya wrote:

Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

A swimming pool is already one big peeing pool.

But it's those who do it from the diving board that really get my goat...

[jim56]

You know, I spent a fortune on deodorant before I realized
that people didn't like me anyway.

[Chasplaya]

If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhoea... does that mean that one in five enjoys it?