Guitar or Wife?
Music Junkie wrote:
MJ, join the club, I get those looks all the time. She says I am a "knuckledragger"! But, I have never met a man that will get all bent out of shape over 3 to 5 pounds!!!! :laugh:
Bill
haoli25 wrote:Bill:On the other hand, your guitar will never ask, "Do these strings make my butt look big?" :laugh:
Damn it man! You made me laugh and my wife caught me. She did not think it was that funny, but I loved it.... :silly:
For the record, I'll take my wife any day of the week. I rather enjoy the music I can make with her too...... B)
J
MJ, join the club, I get those looks all the time. She says I am a "knuckledragger"! But, I have never met a man that will get all bent out of shape over 3 to 5 pounds!!!! :laugh:
Bill
You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
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willem wrote:
Words of wisdom Willem...... B)I play much outside the door,,but for the meal i come home....
Good one Willem
Bill
Catfish wrote:
Bill
Catfish wrote:
You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
Catfish wrote:
I am a single Dad since 2001, and my guitar is fine with that arrangement
No things are as norm as they get for me, that was a good top 10.You guys may have seen some of these before but still funny. Thought it went well with this post. Enjoy. - Catfish
TOP 10 REASONS WHY GUITARS ARE BETTER THAN WOMEN
1. A guitar has a volume knob.
2. You can finger a guitar for hours without it complaining it wants more.
3. Other people can play your guitar without it getting upset.
4. If your guitar doesn't make sounds you like, you can return it.
5. If your guitar strings are too heavy, you can just get a lighter set.
6. You can go to a guitar shop and play all the guitars you want for free.
7. You can take lessons on how to play a guitar without feeling embarrassed.
8. You can play the guitar with your bare fingers and no protective covering.
9. You can get rich playing a guitar, not broke.
10.A guitar doesn't take half of everything you own when you sell it.
I am a single Dad since 2001, and my guitar is fine with that arrangement