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Chasplaya
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Sun Jan 10, 2010 10:59 pm

I challenge you all to raise the Bar(re)


tovo
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 12:53 am

I was gearing up to post a joke that would provide a major lift in humour, but I took a minor fall after dropping the hammer-on (my foot) and so I need to rest for a while.


Chasplaya
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Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:06 am

tovo wrote:
I was gearing up to post a joke that would provide a major lift in humour, but I took a minor fall after dropping the hammer-on (my foot) and so I need to rest for a while.
Surely you Coda done better than that, i shall refrain from telling my staff about this response and on that note as I a quaver to think of whats coming next, I think we should just let this fade out


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:39 am

No, we need to sustain this thread. Let's C if we can string a few jokes together. I like the rhythm of this conversation, but watch your tone. Let's not bend the rules.


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 4:22 am

tovo wrote:
No, we need to sustain this thread. Let's C if we can string a few jokes together. I like the rhythm of this conversation, but watch your tone. Let's not bend the rules.
You do Harp on, the timbre of your voice tells me this conversation will not decay but will sustain, so I might need to pitch in with a few more comments till we are in harmony


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:15 am

Well, I'm happy to string you along, but don't try to pin anything on me. I won't risk my neck for you. Now don't fret, nothing I say is binding


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 5:22 am

tovo wrote:
Well, I'm happy to string you along, but don't try to pin anything on me. I won't risk my neck for you. Now don't fret, nothing I say is binding
I wouldn't saddle you with much its a(bout) having fun I'm sure we can bridge the gap and I don't think you're a heel, so I am bracing myself for your response.


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:41 pm

Are you calling me scared? I can tell you I dread nought sir! I think you are quite a sad case actually. Perhaps I should arrange a visit from a capo I once met. His unique beat might leave you a little flat.


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 2:49 pm

tovo wrote:
Are you calling me scared? I can tell you I dread nought sir! I think you are quite a sad case actually. Perhaps I should arrange a visit from a capo I once met. His unique beat might leave you a little flat.
Ohh that is sharp, if your ever over this way you must come into my parlour and we can have a grand old discussion. Or if the small room is not to your liking we can use the auditorium


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Mon Jan 11, 2010 3:08 pm

See, that right there is the problem with the humor I write. I never bold-face the jokes. Look what I've been missing all these years.

- Dennis


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