Thought For The Day

haoli25
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Tue Feb 23, 2010 8:26 am

"Arguments between men and women never actually end. A woman may put the argument on HOLD, sometimes for several years, but it ain't over baby!"

- Elayne Boosler





Truer words were never spoken! Image


Chasplaya
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Thu Feb 25, 2010 4:01 am

Where there is a path, it is someone else's path. Make your own."


AndyT
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Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:00 am

A few tips for posting good sentences.

1. Don't abbrev.

2. Check to see if you any words out.

3. Be carefully to use adjectives and adverbs correct.

4. About sentence fragments.

5. When dangling, don't use participles.

6. Don't use no double negatives.

7. Each pronoun agrees with their antecedent.

8. Just between You and i, case is important.

9. Join clauses good, like a conjunction should.

10. Don't use commas, that aren't necessary.

11. Its important to use apostrophe's right.

12. It's better not to unnecessarily split an infinitive.

13. Never leave a transitive verb just lay there without an object.

14. Only Proper Nouns should be capitalized. also a sentence should.

15. begin with a capital and end with a period

16. Use hyphens in compound-words, not just in any two-word phrase.

17. In letters compositions reports and things like that we use commas

18. to keep a string of items apart.

19. Watch out for irregular verbs which have creeped into our language.

20. Verbs has to agree with their subjects.

21. Avoid unnecessary redundancy.

22. A writer mustn't shift your point of view.

23. Don't write a run-on sentence you've got to punctuate it.

24. A preposition isn't a good thing to end a sentence with.

25. Avoid cliches like the plague.


jim56
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Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:16 am

You can tell alot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jellybeans.


Chasplaya
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Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:21 am

Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?


willem
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Sat Feb 27, 2010 4:25 am

Chasplaya wrote:
Who tastes dog food when it has a 'new & improved' flavour?
Jammy,,the dog i think..


jim56
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Sat Feb 27, 2010 6:50 am

I'm always slightly terrified when I exit out of Word and it asks me if I want to save any changes to my ten-page research paper that I swear I did not make any changes to.


Chasplaya
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Mon Mar 01, 2010 2:42 am

Food for Thought
If you ate pasta and then antipasti,
would you still be as hungry as when you started?


jim56
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Mon Mar 01, 2010 5:47 am

The economy is so bad Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.


Chasplaya
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Tue Mar 02, 2010 4:45 am

Do you ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 a piece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards.


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