Thought For The Day

[Chasplaya]

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

[jim56]

Obituaries would be a lot more interesting if they told you how the person died.

[Chasplaya]

If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?

[Chasplaya]

If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?

[jim56]

I keep some people's phone numbers in my phone just so I know not to answer when they call.

[Chasplaya]

Why do croutons come in airtight packages? Aren't they just stale bread to begin with?

[Chasplaya]

The Constitution only guarantees the American people the right to pursue happiness. You have to catch it yourself.
Benjamin Franklin

[Chasplaya]

If a man is in a forest talking to himself with no women around, is he still wrong?

[Chasplaya]

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

[Chasplaya]

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying.