Thought For The Day

[Chasplaya]

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

[jim56]

Employment application blanks always ask who is to be
notified in case of an emergency. I think you should write, 'A Good
Doctor'!

[Chasplaya]

Does fuzzy logic tickle?

[jim56]

I think part of a best friend's job should be to immediately clear your computer history if you die.

[Chasplaya]

Peace through superior firepower.

[jim56]

I thought about making a fitness movie for folks my age,
and call it 'Pumping Rust'

[Chasplaya]

WARNING: my messages are offensive to morons!

[jim56]

Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you're wrong.

[jim56]

Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office? What are we supposed to do...write to these men? Why don't they just put their
pictures on the postage stamps so the mailmen could look for them
while they deliver the mail? Or better yet, arrest em while they are taking their pictures!

[Chasplaya]

If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?