Bear Jokes

[BigBear]

Chasplaya wrote:

This bear and this rabbit were talking.

The bear asked the rabbit, "Do you have trouble with poop sticking to your fur?"

The rabbit said, "No."

So the bear picked up the rabbit and used it to wipe his butt.

I was afraid to post that one!! You have more guts than I do!! LOL!

[AndyT]

Bear and Chas are sitting enjoying a cool drink one night when Bear says, "Which is father away? France or the moon." Chas looks at him amazed and says, "Hello, you can SEE the moon."

[Chasplaya]

A bear, a lion and a pig entered a competition to see who is the greatest:
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

[BigBear]

Chasplaya wrote:

A bear, a lion and a pig entered a competition to see who is the greatest:
Bear says: "if I roar in the forest, the entire forest is shivering with fear."
Lion says: "if I roar in the jungle, the entire jungle is afraid of me."
Pig says: "big deal.... I only have to cough, and the entire planet lives in fear.

That's the best one yet!!! :cheer:

[AndyT]

Chas and Bear were working one day when Chas said, I hate this job, and climbed into the ceiling rafters and hung there upside down. Al (the Boss) came in the room and asked Chas, "What do you think you are doing?" Chas answered, "I'm a light bulb!" "You're sick Chas, go home." said Al. So as Chas was leaving Bear began to pack his things as well. Al asked him, "Where you going?" Bear said, "I cannot work without light!"

[AcousticAl]

How did I get dragged into this?!

Innocent bystander.. just enjoying my beer.

Nothing to see here. Move along!!

[AndyT]

If you're in the room then you're in the room. LOL

Bear says: No wonder I never find time to practice!

[Music Junkie]

Just saw this the other day! About the difference between bear poops, gotta love the bells and pepper spray line. My boss sent it to me the day before I took my wife and sons up camping in the Sierras. Freakin' hilarious. Everyone in the office had to stop and ask what was so funny.

[RicksPick]

Q: What should you call a bald BigBear?
A; Fred bear!

Q: How do you hire BigBear?
A: Put him on stilts!

There’s a guy who’s hiking in the woods one day when a bear chases him up a really tall tree.

The bear started to climb the tree, so the guy climbed up higher. Then, the bear climbed down and went away.

So the guy starts to climb down the tree. Suddenly, the bear returns, and this time he’s brought an even bigger bear with him. The two bears climb up the tree, the bigger bear going higher than the first. But the guy climbed even higher still, so the bears couldn’t reach him. Eventually, the bears went away.

Naturally quite relieved, the guy starts down the tree again. Suddenly, the two bears return. But this time the guy knew he was in big trouble.

Each bear was carrying a BEAVER

[AcousticAl]

AndyT wrote:

If you're in the room then you're in the room. LOL

Just remember-- I'm a video/graphics guy. No one is safe!
(see "Rockin' the Beer Gut" thread).

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