Clean Musician/Music Joke of the Day

[hasben]

Chas, that was a long way to go for only three letters: P U N :laugh:

Keep it up my friend, not everyone can tell a clean yoke. Fred

[dennisg]

Chasplaya wrote:

It was the bottom of the Ninth, the score was tied, and the basses were loaded.

Funny joke, Chas. But I have to ask, how does a Scottish New Zealander obtain a knowledge of American baseball?

[Chasplaya]

dennisg wrote:

Chasplaya wrote:

It was the bottom of the Ninth, the score was tied, and the basses were loaded.

Funny joke, Chas. But I have to ask, how does a Scottish New Zealander obtain a knowledge of American baseball?

The last line appears in every movie ever made about the downtrodden underdog little kids playing little league, which I had to watch with my kids as they grew up, its kinda ingrained in the old grey cells

[Chasplaya]

A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.”
“Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we sing?”

[Chasplaya]

1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three o'clock this morning!"
2nd man: "Did they wake you?"
1st man: "Nah....I was up playing my bagpipes."

[Chasplaya]

An eight-year-old kid says to his dad, “When I grow up, I want to be a musician.”
The dad says, “I am sorry -- can’t have it both ways.”

[frybaby]

Here's a groaner for you all.
What is the difference between a C# and a Bb


Answer: if your are walking down the road and see a bananna peal.... if you dont C sharp you will B flat.

Sorry folks.

[Chasplaya]

Tony was a pianist and was practicing late one night. There was a tap on the door, when he opened it his landlord was standing outside the door. He asked; “do you know there is a sick lady upstairs?"
Tony answered, “no, I haven’t heard that song. Can you please hum it a little?"

[Chasplaya]

How does a guitar player make a million dollars?
He starts out with eight million.

[Chasplaya]

The choir had just come out of rehearsal. “Am I to assume that you do a lot of singing at home?” Mr. Harris asked a fellow choir member, Chas. “Yes, I sing a lot. I use my voice just to kill time,” said Chas. Mr. Harris nodded, “You certainly have a fine weapon.”