Quote of the day

[frybaby]

Never ask a person where they are from, if they are from Texas they will tell you, if they are not you do not want to embarrass them.

[Chasplaya]

Reality continues to ruin my life.

Bill Watterson (1958 - ),

[Chasplaya]

The reason there are so few female politicians is that it is too much trouble to put makeup on two faces.

Maureen Murphy

[Chasplaya]

It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.

James Thurber (1894 - 1961)

[willem]

My wife calls herself the TGwidow.

geuss......................

[Chasplaya]

willem wrote:

My wife calls herself the TGwidow.

geuss......................

That could possibly apply to many here, but I guess you mean me lol

[Chasplaya]

If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.

Dean Martin

[Chasplaya]

The gambling known as business looks with austere disfavor upon the business known as gambling.

Ambrose Bierce

[Chasplaya]

If winning isn't everything, why do they keep score?

Vince Lombardi (1913 - 1970)

[Chasplaya]

Don't you wish there was a knob on the TV to turn up the intelligence? There's one marked 'Brightness,' but it doesn't work.

Gallagher