Thought For The Day

[jim56]

My 6-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

[dennisg]

jim56 wrote:

My 6-year old son asked me in the car the other day "Dad what would happen if you ran over a ninja?" How the hell do I respond to that?

Tell him that the ninja throwing-stars in his pocket would probably pierce the tires, sending your car careening out of control until it hit a tree. So it's best to avoid running over a ninja. However, running over a mime is known to cause very little damage.

[suziko]

Sure, unless you ran over the mime's invisible glass panel. Then your car tires would be in for some serious trouble.

[Chasplaya]

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?

[dennisg]

suziko wrote:

Sure, unless you ran over the mime's invisible glass panel. Then your car tires would be in for some serious trouble.

You know, I never fully thought that through. That settles it. No more aiming at mimes.

[tovo]

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."


- Rita Mae Brown.

[dennisg]

tovo wrote:

"The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans are suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you."

- Rita Mae Brown.

I have three friends on TG. I don't think I have anything to worry about.

[tovo]

3 friends!? Nobody likes a braggart Dennis.

[dennisg]

tovo wrote:

3 friends!? Nobody likes a braggart Dennis.

I'm sorry. Make that two friends.

[tovo]

dennisg wrote:

tovo wrote:

3 friends!? Nobody likes a braggart Dennis.

I'm sorry. Make that two friends.

That's humor right? I recognise it. You should do that for a living Dennis...you know, be professionally funny.