Thought For The Day

[TGMatt]

tovo wrote:

dennisg wrote:

tovo wrote:

3 friends!? Nobody likes a braggart Dennis.

I'm sorry. Make that two friends.

That's humor right? I recognise it. You should do that for a living Dennis...you know, be professionally funny.

Whats really sad Dennis is you counted Tony as one of your American friends...with 300 million folk...thought you may be able to stretch that far b4 crossing the equator..

Tell you what Ill do...

Just for you of course (one time special offer)

I will allow you to be my friend..and as an honorary Yank you could technically count me in that score of three...

[jim56]

There is great need for a sarcasm font

[Music Junkie]

As George Carlin once said:

You ever notice how everyone else's stuff is shit and your shit is stuff...... :silly:

And.....

Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac.... :woohoo:

[Music Junkie]

Another Carlinism:

Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things... :silly:

[Music Junkie]

Andy:

I sincerely hope that this does not come across as offensive to you my friend, it is meant in jest.

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."

George Carlin

[neverfoundthetime]

Dennis is a humorist?! Wow!
I checked, Den has got 17 friends, so is it Tony, Bear and Fred that's mentally unstable... or is it Chas, Suzie and Michele who's off their rocker? Assuming that the stats for America can be used across the board :laugh:

Yup, you guessed it, either my maths sucks or I just outed myself!

[neverfoundthetime]

Andy:
I sincerely hope that this does not come across as offensive to you my friend, it is meant in jest.

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
George Carlin

MJ, if you find yourself dodging lightning bolts, then you'll know that Andy's really well connected!

[Music Junkie]

neverfoundthetime wrote:

Andy:
I sincerely hope that this does not come across as offensive to you my friend, it is meant in jest.

"I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam."
George Carlin

MJ, if you find yourself dodging lightning bolts, then you'll know that Andy's really well connected!

LOL Chris! As long as the lightning does not hit my guitar, we are good.....

[Chasplaya]

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[Chasplaya]

Socialism is the equal distribution of poverty.