Thought For The Day

[Chasplaya]

Gravity doesn't exist. The Earth sux.

[jim56]

Was learning cursive really necessary?

[Chasplaya]

I'm an influential person, gravitationally speaking.

[jim56]

Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other.

[Chasplaya]

I'm as bored as a pacifist's pistol.

[jim56]

"Do not machine wash or tumble dry" means I will never wash this -- ever.

[AndyT]

I don't approve of political jokes...I've seen too many of them get elected.

[jim56]

I disagree with Kay Jewelers. I would bet on any given Friday or Saturday night more kisses begin with Bud Lite than Kay.

[izzyhara]

Chasplaya wrote:

neverfoundthetime wrote:

Well, now I can sleep peacefully at last, now that THAT mystery is solved! :laugh:

Just goes to show virtually no question is unanswered these days , I googled 'folding fitted sheets and got 122,000 hits lol!! And you thought I needed a life

And I think I spend too much time on the forum. Chas, you are an absolute riot. (But I have to admit that my mom was the master at folding fitted sheets. She passed away without passing that skill on to me. So I will study this in her honor, along with a video on how to string a classical guitar). :laugh:

[Chasplaya]

Lawyers: The larval form of politicians.