Quote of the day

[Chasplaya]

A witty saying proves nothing.

Voltaire (1694 - 1778)

[Chasplaya]

Historically, the claim of consensus has been the first refuge of scoundrels; it is a way to avoid debate by claiming that the matter is already settled.

Michael Crichton (1942 - 2008),

[Chasplaya]

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

Groucho Marx (1890 - 1977)

[Chasplaya]

A husband is like a fire, he goes out when unattended.

Evan Esar (1899 - 1995)

[Chasplaya]

I've never been hurt by anything I didn't say. -

John Calvin Coolidge, 1872 - 1933

[willem]

''It's amazing how much hard work is involved in playing one minute of music''

Mark,,,april 2010

[ncsurfer]

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

[jim56]

So many songs, so little time!!

BigBear 4/2010

[tom18]

ncsurfer wrote:

Outside of a dog, a book is man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

-Groucho Marx

NCsurfer,
Groucho rocks! Here's another:

"Time flies like and arrow, fruit flies like a banana."

[Chasplaya]

Now here's one from General Schwarzkopf

In a recent interview, General Norman Schwarzkopf was asked if he thought there was room for forgiveness toward the people who have harbored and abetted the terrorists who perpetrated the 9/11 attacks on America .

His answer was classic Schwarzkopf.
The General said:


"I believe that forgiving them is God's function. OUR job is to arrange the meeting"