Has The Focus Of This Thread Shifted? Bloody Hell Yes!! Totally Pirates!!!

[sandysue]

OMG Tom.

You guys are totally cracking me up. I agree that we need to add a dinosaur to the mix. Why go ordinary when we could be outrageous. I hope you're taking notes on these lyrics. I used up a large majority of my brain cells on that rap song. You're right, Neil does kinda worry about that back pack I carry around with me. I wonder what he thinks is in there? Bloody hell man it's just stuff.

[tombo1230]

michelew wrote:

sandysue wrote:

Bloody hell maties, you've been busy since I've been snoozing. So generous of you to offer a radical half-leg Sandy. how about I just walk heavily on one of them like I'm auditioning for Stomp. Eye-patch - I'll forgo the eye poke too if you don't mind, how about I just develop a nasty twitch instead, (of course I could end up with a lot of slaps across the face and a few expressions of interest - guess I should be careful who I aim it at). Sword, I LOVE swords. Funny hat, check. Earring, OK but I'll need to get my ear pierced again, maybe I could just use the tip of my sword. Beard, well I wore a moustache for one of Neil's birthdays so I guess I'll just need to try harder for the beard. Parrot on my shoulder, how about a poodle instead, a talkie poodle. Attitude, arrrrrrrAARRRRRRR!




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Michelle, this all sounds a tad dangerous Bloody Hell Mate!!! The poodle is fine as long as he or she has a twitter account......then he/she can tweet as loud and as often as they wish. Problem solved.

You need to try harder on the beard front. A women with a beard won this years Eurovision song contest. What's your excuse? Sheesh!!! :woohoo:

The poke in the eye with a sharp sword stuff seems totally do-able and Sandy is trained in matters surgical as a safety backup. I don't see any real problems as long as there is a first aid kit handy. :laugh:

Bloody Hell Mate!! :laugh:

Tom N.

[sandysue]

Tom

I'm not sure about the eye thing. We might need an ophthalmologist. I'm just sayin. Well maybe I could handle it. I'll check my bag.

[tombo1230]

sandysue wrote:

Tom

I'm not sure about the eye thing. We might need an ophthalmologist. I'm just sayin. Well maybe I could handle it. I'll check my bag.

Sandy, you've probably got a sink plunger in that bag right? That's all we need. :S :dry: Consider this a field promotion. :laugh: Sorted!!!! :laugh:



Tom N.

[tombo1230]

Great clip Dermot. I just love The Big Yin. I have the DVD somewhere.

Tom N.

[sandysue]

Tom


A plunger? Does that mean I'm on toilet duty? How am I gonna work that into the song? What rhymes with plunger?

[michelew]

tombo1230 wrote:

sandysue wrote:

Tom

I'm not sure about the eye thing. We might need an ophthalmologist. I'm just sayin. Well maybe I could handle it. I'll check my bag.

Sandy, you've probably got a sink plunger in that bag right? That's all we need. :S :dry: Consider this a field promotion. :laugh: Sorted!!!! :laugh:



Tom N.

Right so poodle Ok if she has a twitter account. - check - you know she's just going to tweet rubbish right?! ...Perfect she'll fit right in. I'm sure she'll have a following in no time (it's Coco the little black on in my avatar).

So a question...when Sandy pokes my eye out with her surgical plunger thingie, do I get a fancy multi spectra enhancement to replace it. Are we talking a techno pirate here? Sort of like Star Trek (I am Borg) meets pirates of the Caribbean? I'd rather be squinting suggestively at people otherwise.

[tombo1230]

sandysue wrote:

Tom


A plunger? Does that mean I'm on toilet duty? How am I gonna work that into the song? What rhymes with plunger?

No toilet duty for you Sandy. You get a white coat and we call you Mister. :woohoo:

The plunger is for the poke in the eye with a sharp sword. I will leave the rest to your imagination. :blink:

Ryhming words: sponger, hunger, munger, (a Scot's word, as in 'war Munger'. Someone who likes causing trouble) Piece of cake really.

Tom N.

[sandysue]

Hi Michelle

We're all about rubbish here. You're dog will fit right in. About the eyeball, do you prefer brown, blue or perhaps hazel. Don't worry about how I acquire such an item. Remember, Bloody hell mate, im a pirate.

[tombo1230]

michelew wrote:

Right so poodle Ok if she has a twitter account. - check - you know she's just going to tweet rubbish right?! ...Perfect she'll fit right in. I'm sure she'll have a following in no time (it's Coco the little black on in my avatar).

So a question...when Sandy pokes my eye out with her surgical plunger thingie, do I get a fancy multi spectra enhancement to replace it. Are we talking a techno pirate here? Sort of like Star Trek (I am Borg) meets pirates of the Caribbean? I'd rather be squinting suggestively at people otherwise.

Michelle, everyone tweets rubbish so she's perfect for the job.

Not quite Star Trek Borg........erm.......more like Star Trek, Geordie La Forge visor on a budget.......we use a coloured hair band (thingy) that you put across your eyes. It looks just like the real thing :unsure: :dry: but the only drawback is you can't see a bloody thing out of it. :laugh:
but it looks the part right? and that's all that counts :S :laugh:


Tom N.