Clean Musician/Music Joke of the Day

Chasplaya
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Sun Jan 24, 2010 2:16 pm

A saxophone is like a lawsuit.
Everyone is happy when the case is closed.


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Tue Jan 26, 2010 1:14 am

How did the violin greet the guitar?



Cello!!


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Tue Jan 26, 2010 12:58 pm

This fellow was a very good harp player and wound up playing a gig in San Francisco, at a pub named Sam Fran's Disco. When his gig was up and he returned home, he found out he had forgotten his harp. When he told his wife he had to go right back, she wanted to know why.

Wait for it....




He said, "Because I left my harp in Sam Fran's Disco".


Chasplaya
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Wed Jan 27, 2010 12:47 pm

Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said:

"Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"


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Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:37 pm

Why do bands have bass players?
To translate for the drummer.


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Fri Jan 29, 2010 7:47 pm

What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of his mouth?


The stage is level.


Chasplaya
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 3:54 pm

Ok so its a cartoon but hey... Image


willem
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 4:03 pm

Chasplaya wrote:
[quote]Ok so its a cartoon but hey... Image[/quote


I wonder what's in for two dollar,, a drummer??


Chasplaya
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 6:55 pm

Heres the joke for today;

A young, single woman is feeling very ill and has an extensive series of tests done by her doctor. After weeks of tests and more tests, the doctor calls her in. He tells her, I have to be frank with you the test results are not good. You have an incurable disease, and it is terminal. I would think you have no more than six months to live.
Devastated, she sobbingly asks the doctor, is there anything I can do?
The doctor says, well, if I were you I would run out and marry a Fingerstyle Guitarist ASAP.
She asks, How will that help my illness?

The doctor says, "Oh it won't help your illness;
but it will make that six months seem like an eternity!"


smips65
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Sat Jan 30, 2010 11:38 pm

I'll take a shot at this....
Marches to the beat of a different drummer....




You might just be a Mod your guitar junkie if you can
reassemble this, with no instuctions..... Image


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